More Ridiculous Reviews

I said I'd post more of these reviews when I found them. These are from Goodreads, all by the same person (whose name I have edited out so that no one looks her up on Goodreads). I haven't read any of these books, by the way. I'm pretty sure I never will.

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EDIT: Found another one.

Um.... do we get to know what those varying opinions are? For goodness sakes.